A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
“hank, i didn’t see the harry potter on midnight of opening day like you did, but i went to see it last night with the yeti and we were sitting there, like, thirty minutes before it started and the theater was filling up and i was like, ‘i am so excited about the harry potter movie! i get to see luna lovegood and i’m gonna’ cry at the end.’ and then i really liked the movie because it was funny, but it was also sad, and it didn’t tell destructive lies about teenage sexuality like some other movies i’ve seen recently. and ron weasley has gotten so buff. i mean, hank, the movie was great, but the thirty minutes before the movie started was what i love about being a nerd. because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. we don’t have to be like, ‘oh yeah, that purse is okay’ or like, ‘yeah, i liked that band’s early stuff.’ nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff,’ which is just not a good insult at all. like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.’”
“It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” — Carl Sagan
That bottom half. Dear god.
OHMYGOD Thats too fucking hilarious.
WHAT. IS. THIS. EVEN.
#FKJHGKJSDHFKLGHLSDF #SDKJFGHSKJDHGLKSD #GSKJDFHGSLKDFG #SDFKJGHKSJDFG #SDKFJHGKSJDFG #WHAT #WHAT EVEN #W H A T E V E N #JHJKDKG #I CANT #FJDGKJDKFGJDJKFHG #WHAT IS AIRRRR #THE UGLIEST LAUGHTER YOU HAVE EVER HEARD #UGLY LAUGHTER
^What Nili said.
help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
OH MY STARS I ACTUALLY LOL’D AND NEARLY CHOKED ON MY TOAST
from The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier
#look at this jesus christ #the depths of love in this relationship as well co fucking dependency is just heartbreaking #what would they do without each other #where in life would they have ended up were it not for each other and stamford #how holmes would have seen himself as less than ordinary because everyone called him strange #how lonely and bone deep bored john watson would have been #how his life would have fizzled out like nothing #like he was nothing #but they found each other and that was a miracle in and of itself #I’m sorry but how is this not the best friendship and brotherhood in all of literature #I mean fucking lord of the rings and shit but look #look at these two and how much love they have and share #that they found someone to fight the dark shadows of the lonely human soul with #it makes me want to hurl and cry and scream and cry some more
(tags via moriartea)
I can’t enough to deal with this.
The only words I took in were ejaculations and Watson.
So it wasn’t just me then.
“I’m as jealous as all hell.” - Bernadette, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert